I just coughed up the juiciest, plumpiest, thicker than moto moto himself ass phlegm

Im scared to eat now cause that gag that happened was HUGE. Im scared i’ll frow up if i need to cough another big chunky and plumpy

12 dead 8 missing the war the war the bombs the wheel the buildings the people the people the worlds the disagreements the betrayal the love the big the small the end is coming the fog is poisonous the song it sings it sang it left the right the left the write the wrong the right the rung the active ringing the bottle whats in the bottle its vodka drink it wait its not vodka its piss oh well they taste the same the frogs i hear them do you hear them do you hear me what voice are you using to read this are you reading this out loud in your head or do you just scroll right past like nothing ever happened sometimes i remember we will all die but then i think we might live forever but i dont wanna live forever because i dont wanna see my loved ones die so then i would rather not be born the brain man this stinks i stink havent showered since my last birthday im lying no im not the noise the thunder the light from the sun from the window to the wall till the sweat drips down my the hair the skin theres ants no there isnt theres spiders instead oh no A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@ɴʏᴍᴘʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ oh dont worry its just the fever man giving u a hug

kitkatgirlie OH FUCKITY

Welcome back from the dead :D

I just want to know if, when you said “your partner”, you meant me
given what I’m being told you assumed we weren’t together anymore so… you weren’t talking about me when talking about your partner 🧍‍♂️
I don’t care anymore, I’m gone, life sucks, I’m not nearly in a good enough mood about how life is going at the moment to want to deal with relationship problems

haha, remember when we were the couple goals? 4 year long relationship

SPEED MCQUEEN IS BRITISH

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the power in my fuckin neighborhood went out for like 2 hours 😭

joe_shmoe3491 thats so corny bruh 😭

YAY

im just sitting here listening to music while thinking up imaginary scenarios with Sans.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kitkatgirlie fear

John Dark Souls I’ve done that before with books that have a different point of view per chapter for each character. I’ll just skip to chapters with the specific characters pov that I like.

ALL WHITE DIAMONDS AINT NO [CLAN] IN THIS BITCH

John Dark Souls no way you like her songs?

BE MY BEST FRIEND

@Soggy_Bread said in i hurt myself on fourth of july\:

@somebodythatyouusedtoknow said in i hurt myself on fourth of july\:

now i can’t walk right and it’s because people got engaged :(

How dare they >:(

IKR

Stay safe!